Titles of Great American Novels
1. The Seventh Sandwich
2. Her Name Was Sienna
3. A Very Old Woman with Lint in Her Hair
4. PICKLES!
5. I See London, I See France
Any titles up your sleeves?
2. Her Name Was Sienna
3. A Very Old Woman with Lint in Her Hair
4. PICKLES!
5. I See London, I See France
Any titles up your sleeves?
Labels: incitement to bad writing
posted by Wanda Ball at 10:08 AM
11 Comments:
The Very Old Pickle with a Weak Flavour
How to Break Shit: Like Hearts and Wind.
Frickin brilliant!
I cut brillance all day long.
I have no novel name, but a band name, or perhaps a leader/gang name: Duck Butter and the Wingtips
or
Marshall Clips His Nails
The Corrections: Avalanche of Hurt
My Marc Anthony
Chicken Shack
A Trip to Steakhouse, RI
oof
I sense the hand of a genius.
a few more . . .
Balls of Twine
Kroger, Ho!
Straight Hair: The Hair Straightening
Chronicles
Soup Tureen
Gravy Boat, Return of Gravy Boat,
Gravy Gets Rich
That's My Turtle
Fish Candy
Wood Siding, or Neighborhood of
Occasional Adventure
Where's Pooky?
Rick Gets a Tan
OMG: Fate of Olympus
Is that Our Schnauzer?
Yowza. Coincidentally, "Soup Tureen" is the name of Keith Gessen's latest, already optioned by Miramax and set to star Tom Cruise. And how can we forget Porochista Khakpour's latest 9/11 opus, "That's My Turtle"? Magisterial. And of course, deeply felt.
Kissin' Tail
Tuesdays in Mammography
The Mammogram, and Other Stories
I Feel Like Androgyny Tonight!
The Morning Constitutional
Hanging on for Hangovers
Something Mediocre This Way Comes
The Saga of the LOLcats
As the LOLcats turn
Chloe's Magic Drinking Boots (it's for kids)
Disappointing Children
"Chloe's Magic Drinking Boots." Tee hee.
Did you ever see the Drew Carey episode where his buddies hatch a plan to market beer to children? (They put it in teeny wax bottles). For a moment, you're all, "Beer! Children! Why didn't I think of that?" But then, you realize their tolerance is so low, no way would they be able to drink enough to make it profitable.
I call all of those super sweet wines "Wine for Children." My parents love wine for children. But I'd never thought of beer for children. It's brilliant! And, as you note, not very profitable.
I also like Disappointing Children. Like it could go at least a couple of ways: as in a how to disapoint children, or coping with your disappointing children. Or maybe even disappointing children in history.
Smiling Howdy to the Ranch hands
Tailgate Taxidermy
Celebrating Psoriasis
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