I Collect Titles

. . . and write them in a little notebook. Here are some.

1. Proportion Not the Cause of Beauty in Vegetables. Chapter title from Edmund Burke's A Philosophical Enquiry. Courtesy PG.

2. The Magic Pants of Doom and The Fucking Ice. Titles of stories written by real-life undergrads. Awesomeness.

3. Suddenly, Eggs! Courtesy AM Fine.

4. Debris. Poem title free to Jorie Graham knocker-offers.

5. The Corrections. The title of my next novel.