Daddy, Daddy, I'm Through

According to the new issue of Blueprint magazine (Martha Stewart's new name-free print vehicle),

setting up a home bar doesn't have to be a headache.

In fact, after you follow Blueprint's insanely elaborate directions,

you can have a spread that will impress amateurs--and make professionals nod in quiet approval.

"Nod in quiet approval"? Whose fantasy is this? After the nod of quiet approval, does the "professional" whisper in your ear, "Now Daddy loves you, even though you're a dirty, dirty whore"?

Oh, wait. That's my fantasy.