Ann Coulter Is Vicious and Anorexic

The first is a character flaw, the second a disease. But really, what if the two are related? What if Ann just had a nice meal--a big bowl of pasta and a piece of pie, say. Then, maybe? She would quit with the homophobic slurs and the personal attacks on grieving women.

My diagnosis isn't based on her publicity photos alone. Oh no, I have evidence. My sister went to a swanky Brooklyn party where Coulter was a guest. Coulter's emaciated state was unmistakeable and disturbing. My sister and her friends had that queasy feeling you get when a bad person is very, very sick. Sort of like the feeling Roy Cohn, notorious gaybasher, Joe McCarthy hatchet man, and closet case, must have elicited from his enemies in the last stages of his AIDS-related dementia.

So Ann? Go on. Check yourself into rehab. And be nice.