How to Find Me

My top internet search referrer is this photo, which I, um, borrowed from another website, http://www.laurafries.com, to accompany my mother's recipe for latkes. Sorry for stealing your traffic, Laura!


Here are some other unusual search terms that threw traffic my way.

1. *kyle chandler urinate* This phrase does not appear in my blog. Honest.

2. *melancholy mood eating instead of solving your problems* Aw, sorry hun. I feel your pain.

3. *why do butter tarts go sugary on the bottom* I salute you, Belleville, Ontario! I don't know why they go sugary, but I'll eat them if you don't want them.

4. *give me pic of that one dude that was hanging on a tree while the boat slew up* This is just weird in about five different ways. First of all, "slew." I guess it's a regional thing? Well, I'm going to start using it. All the time. Secondly, who could possibly think that "that one dude" is an appropriate descriptor? I can just imagine Google going, "'That one dude'? I know just who you mean! Hold on a sec while I go get his picture!" And "the boat"? What boat? Oh, of course. That boat. What was I thinking.